“I’m a 10, but it’s in metric.”
^^ That one delighted me, but the Hinge-ers of the world did not approve, alas.
A good friend of mine gave me the phrase “Ever wish you were clever?”, which is a devastating line to pull out. I adore being clever, but — alas — being clever is not enough.
If you’re also ridiculous (and / or sublime), if you’re pro-cat, if you like to bake, if you’re a real charmer, if you’re thinking about the future — and if you’re sometimes clever; call me!
(thor at tide-pool dot ca, or via an intermediary)