“If you’re not from west of the Rockies, it probably won’t work out.”
^^ That was on a Tinder dating profile — you’ll be shocked to hear that it didn’t do particularly well. I mention it as there’s for sure a deep West-ness that I get along with well. Maybe you have it? An annoying dislike of experts, of doing things the regular way, or the simple way.
If you’re a deep city person, but you also think about moving away — not to upstate because that’s too easy — to, like, Ushant — call me!
(thor at tide-pool dot ca, or via an intermediary)